A man and a woman, who have never met before, both married to other people, found they were assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly ....him in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea", she replied "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married"
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good, she replied "Get your own f@@##%% blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
A man and a woman
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A man and a woman
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