Subject: FW: The aboriginal medicine man.
A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things; but nothing seems to work. So, the doctor refers him to an aboriginal medicine man.
The medicine man says, "I can cure this."
With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then he says, "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say'123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner have to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work again for another year."The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess.
That night, he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123!" and suddenly he has the most gigantic erection ever, just as the medicine man had promised.
His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks, "What did you say '123' for?"
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It's not a lack of humor is is suffering from..........D.A.R.K.[CotC] wrote:Don't worry Tool, you lack a sense of humor, which makes you dull
I think I've heard this one before, lol
A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week. A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood. No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country.
George Patton
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