JUSTICE ALITO has done considerable independent re-search to identify (...) video games in which 'the violence is astounding, (...) Victims are dismembered, decapitated, disemboweled, set on fire, and chopped into little pieces. . . . Blood gushes, splatters, and pools.'
Rumor has it that Justice Alito came away from his research with a severe WOW addiction... And he now
watches reruns of The Guild
