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Dataspel
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The best advice...

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The best advice that a wife ever gave her husband...

Just don't send that email until tomorrow dear, after you
have sobered up! :)
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Mine was "If you want to wake up with that still connected, get it away from my ass!"
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"You don't need that" said my wife, just after I ask for hundreds of stupid things.
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"You can wish in one hand and shit in another, and see which one gets full."

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A nagging wife is like water going drip-drip-drip on a rainy day. How can you keep her quiet? Have you ever tried to stop the wind or ever tried to hold a handful of oil?

(GNB: Prov 27.15)
A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week. A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood. No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country.
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