Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick,
headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work.You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great.
I be work soon.....you got nice house."
Hung Chow is Sick!
Moderator: Akira
Hung Chow is Sick!
A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week. A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood. No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country.
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