Camp Monteith, Kosovo - "Sweet Jesus!" exclaimed SGT AssWoop today as the first members of the Texas National Guard landed in Camp Monteith. Texas will be relieving the California National Guard, who have spent the last 18 months suffering under a freaking IDIOT Light Colonel.
"He's an ass." SGT Asswoop was later heard to say. "That doesn't matter though, we have less than 20 days on the ground here and we are freaking gone baby!!"
SGT Asswoop plans to spend several days blacked out once he returns to Ft. Lewis WA.
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Three cheers for Texas!!
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Re: Three cheers for Texas!!
Don't do it in the bars in Tillicum. You'll get rolled by gang members from Vietnam. If yer gonna get plastered, don't wear a scrap of O.D. and go to N. Tacoma - plenty of good bars, and mostly up-scale sorts of clientele.BD wrote:Camp Monteith, Kosovo - "Sweet Jesus!" exclaimed SGT AssWoop today as the first members of the Texas National Guard landed in Camp Monteith. Texas will be relieving the California National Guard, who have spent the last 18 months suffering under a freaking IDIOT Light Colonel.
"He's an ass." SGT Asswoop was later heard to say. "That doesn't matter though, we have less than 20 days on the ground here and we are freaking gone baby!!"
SGT Asswoop plans to spend several days blacked out once he returns to Ft. Lewis WA.
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Fife - The Fife Tavern. Good beer, good grub. Stay away from S. Tacoma unless you need to view the t!tty bars.