The story!

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Long ago, when I was living in the forest, my extremely large and shy Owl-bear decided to go for a walk. When out of the shadows stepped a ginormous three-headed stone golem. I crapped my pants and suddenly remembered that I had corn for dinner last night. However, since it was creamed corn it attracted all the sen'jin wanna be's in the area, so I quickly touched myself, then I noticed that everyone was watching, so I farted loudly and ran back home. The next morning I creamed my jeans. I finished cleaning my self created mess, when in walked Obi-Wan Kenobi and Tasselhoff Burrfott one was carrying what looked to be a large beaded neclace that went from small to large beads while the other held a cucumber which seemed to arouse David Hasslehoff into planning a Baywatch reunion tour around Europe, to begin in Germany and end in the ghetto. To his dismay, Pam Anderson had a sex change and now has no boobs and rivals Tommy Lee on sexyness. But I digress.....

So after pleasuring himself to the thought of the new Pam, the Hoff and a random pair of Ewok twins hop into a decked out Delorean when out of no where Libyans in a VW bus started chasing them, screaming that their religion is not something they have to fight about, and want to kiss and make up. So I grabbed my trusty rocket launcher, loaded up 5 rounds and lobbed a lava ball in their general direction, which resulted in a giblet BBQ the following day. The guests said it needed salt, but that could be because they were told that the meat was actually dilapidated, dried, Camel toe Which reminded me of grand ma, so I gave her a call. She said "HOLY SHIT IT'S NEO!!" I was shocked to hear her curse, but she, on occasion, relapses to her days aboard the black pearl Where she spent her time as first -"mate". The memories of her bygone youth cause her to have a thingy.

The End

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