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The best advice...
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:49 pm
by Dataspel
The best advice that a wife ever gave her husband...
Just don't send that email until tomorrow dear, after you
have sobered up!
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:24 am
by BD
Mine was "If you want to wake up with that still connected, get it away from my ass!"
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:11 am
by Neophyte
"You don't need that" said my wife, just after I ask for hundreds of stupid things.
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 6:03 pm
by Crappy Pants
"You can wish in one hand and shit in another, and see which one gets full."
- Father in Law
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:08 pm
by Buzzed
A nagging wife is like water going drip-drip-drip on a rainy day. How can you keep her quiet? Have you ever tried to stop the wind or ever tried to hold a handful of oil?
(GNB: Prov 27.15)