Goes with saying.....
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:35 am
>>1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does
>>he become disoriented?
>>
>>2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland
>>called Holes?
>>
>>3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
>>
>>4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
>>
>>5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
>>
>>6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>>
>>7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
>>
>>8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
who
>>drives a race car not called a racist?
>>
>>9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
>>
>>10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
>>
>>11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced tenty one?
>>
>>12. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
language.
>>Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
>>
>>13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow
>>that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged,
>>models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
>>
>>14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
>>
>>16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
spoons
>>and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
>>
>>17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
are
>>we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
pictures
>>on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they
deliver
>>the mail?
>>
>>18. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
>>
>>19. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
>>
>>20. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those
little
>>bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
>>
>>21. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and
the
>>Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the
>>Tennessee Titans?
>>
>>22. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea. Does that mean that
one
>>enjoys it?
does
>>he become disoriented?
>>
>>2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland
>>called Holes?
>>
>>3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
>>
>>4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
>>
>>5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
>>
>>6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>>
>>7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
>>
>>8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
who
>>drives a race car not called a racist?
>>
>>9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
>>
>>10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
>>
>>11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced tenty one?
>>
>>12. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
language.
>>Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
>>
>>13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow
>>that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged,
>>models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
>>
>>14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
>>
>>16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
spoons
>>and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
>>
>>17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
are
>>we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
pictures
>>on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they
deliver
>>the mail?
>>
>>18. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
>>
>>19. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
>>
>>20. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those
little
>>bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
>>
>>21. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and
the
>>Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the
>>Tennessee Titans?
>>
>>22. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea. Does that mean that
one
>>enjoys it?