Campquake Senate

We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Sunday at 2:00 PM Eastern daylight time, all women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all women.

And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.

The Homeland Security Department appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.

Remember one and all....to do your patriotic duty.

GOD BLESS WOMEN ! - GOD BLESS THIS COUNTRY !

Not for Canadians??

Red, Mav, Akira & I should not be able to partake in the exercise???? I thought we lived in the WESTERN CIVILIZED WORLD? (democratic that is)

I'd be glad to do my part.

Actually, unsure if the news made it to America or not, but there was a cell of terrorists that wanted to behead our Prime Minister.

. . . a group arrested on terrorism-related charges had supposedly planned to storm Parliament, seize politicians and behead the prime minister.

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/s ... TopStories

Ive actually been reading the news this week!

But anyway, my point being, we could use some naked women too.

LOL, was that the 17 guys that were arrested near Toronto, in possesion of 3 tons of Amonium Nitrate, which is 3 times more explosives than McVay had for the Oklahoma Bombing? Here's the funny thing about that:

I USED TO LIVE RIGHT THERE!!! IN THE PICKERING, DURHAM REGION!!

Last I heard they were a cell out of Brampton, where I grew up

Yep, same guys.

With a president named "Bush" I'm sure this is perfectly legit.

Ladies, do you part in protecting this country! Remember, that's San Diego, California. NightReaver and I will be here in lawn chairs at 1:30 PM for any local college ladies who might want an early start. Down with Terrorits. Down with your panties!



Until then...
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Have your friends click on this picture to test if they are Terrorists
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(mouse over for front view, click for rear)

Mm... Why not take it one step further and try to organize an all female nudist Army batallion and station them in Iraq?

Oh, wait... Scion reads these forums, huh? Scratch that! <3